The owner
BeforeSeven providers, nobody feels responsible, every problem takes days.
AfterOne contact who manages all the providers. Problems go across a single desk.
The Human MonsterFamilyPeople & special casesTake a breath.
Take a breath.
We've got this.
The website, the emails, the printer, the contract with the provider, the password for something or other – and all at the same time. When it gets too much, the Human Monster steps in. It takes all the tech stuff off your hands, keeps track of everything and is your single point of contact. You don't need to know anything any more. Just call.
All too much? Come here. We'll sort it out together – nice and calmly.”
What's in it for you
What you get when the Human Monster takes over
One for everything
You have exactly one person who knows everything – instead of five hotlines.
Everything written down
Logins, contracts, devices: neatly documented, nothing gets lost.
Regular consultation slot
Once a month, calmly go through what's coming up.
With a clear conscience
No question is too small. Honestly.
Experience
The Phew-o-Meter
How much is tech bugging you right now?
Let’s go! Just click honestly.
Question 1 of 5
Do you know where all your login details are?
How it typically goes
Annoyed before. Relaxed after.
The trades business
BeforePasswords on notes, contracts in a folder, nobody knows what's running.
AfterEverything documented and stored somewhere safe. A monthly consultation slot.
The practice
BeforeTech eats up time that really belongs to the patients.
AfterThe Human Monster takes care of it – so the team can take care of the patients.
Typical everyday situations, for illustration – not customer quotes.
What the monster can do
Here's what your monster takes care of:
Everything can be booked individually as one-off help – or ongoing in your HostingMix. Price always upfront.
- A personal contact for everything
- Inventory and order
- Store logins securely
- Manage providers and contracts
- Monthly consultation hour
- Handover to the specialist monsters
Questions
What most people want to know
I don't understand anything about tech. Is that embarrassing?
Not at all. That’s exactly what the Human Monster is for. You say what’s bugging you – we translate the rest.
What does it cost?
The Human Monster is available as fixed monthly support. We'll tell you the price after a free get-to-know-you call.
Do I have to cancel my current providers?
No. We manage them for you – and tell you honestly when switching is worth it.
Direct line
Call the Human Monster.
Just tell the monster in the chat. Your self-check result is sent along automatically. A real person gets in touch with an assessment and a price.
The monster family
Anything else getting on your nerves?
VIP MonsterDiscreet and personal. Shhh.Rainbow MonsterOpenly visible. Safely on board.Website MonsterYour website runs. Always.Email MonsterEmails arrive. Spam stays out.Moving MonsterOut with the old provider. Without the chaos.Security MonsterGetting hacked is so yesterday.Visibility MonsterYour customers find you.Tech MonsterEverything in the office that beeps and plays up.AI MonsterAI that actually helps. Not just hype.Is your monster missing?Wish for one