The trades business
BeforeSite untouched for years, form no longer delivering, enquiries drying up.
AfterTech updated, form fixed, site faster – and one person who looks after it from now on.
The Website MonsterFamilyOnline & visibleYour website runs.
Your website runs.
Always.
Your website is your shop window. If it hangs, is slow or nobody has looked at it for years, you lose customers – usually without noticing. The Website Monster makes sure your shop window is clean, fast and open.
White page? Error message? Hand it over, I’ll chew my way through it.”
What's in it for you
What you get when the Website Monster takes over
Fast instead of sluggish
We get your site up to speed. Slow sites lose visitors before they’ve even seen anything.
Always up to date
Updates, plugins, security gaps – we keep everything up to date, and you won’t notice a thing.
Changes on request
New opening hours, new photo, new text? Just drop us a line and we’ll do it.
Plain-language advice
Is a relaunch worth it, or is a tidy-up enough? We’ll tell you honestly.
Experience
The website fitness check
Five questions, one honest assessment. Takes a minute.
Let’s go! Just click honestly.
Question 1 of 5
When was your website last updated (the tech, not the content)?
How it typically goes
Annoyed before. Relaxed after.
The practice
BeforeNew consultation hours needed to go online – nobody knew how to get into the system.
AfterLogins found again, text updated, a short walkthrough – now they can do it themselves.
The retailer
BeforeAfter an update, nothing but a blank white page.
AfterCause found, yesterday's version restored, update reapplied cleanly.
Typical everyday situations, for illustration – not customer quotes.
What the monster can do
Here's what your monster takes care of:
Everything can be booked individually as one-off help – or ongoing in your HostingMix. Price always upfront.
- Troubleshooting and repairs
- Updates and backups
- Improve speed
- Change content
- Relaunches and new websites
- WordPress, Contao, Joomla
Questions
What most people want to know
Does my website have to be hosted with you?
No. We also help if your website is hosted elsewhere. In the long run it’s easier with us, though, because we handle everything from one source.
Do you build new websites too?
Yes. First we look together at whether a clean-up is enough – that often saves a lot of money.
What does a repair cost?
Billed in 15-minute increments, price stated upfront. Work only starts once you say yes.
Direct line
Call the Website Monster.
Just tell the monster in the chat. Your self-check result is sent along automatically. A real person gets in touch with an assessment and a price.
The monster family
Anything else getting on your nerves?
Visibility MonsterYour customers find you.Vibe Code MonsterYour idea. Soon an app.Shop MonsterYour shop sells. Even at night.Accessibility MonsterWebsites for everyone. And for the BFSG.Email MonsterEmails arrive. Spam stays out.Moving MonsterOut with the old provider. Without the chaos.Security MonsterGetting hacked is so yesterday.Tech MonsterEverything in the office that beeps and plays up.AI MonsterAI that actually helps. Not just hype.Is your monster missing?Wish for one